ASAP As Slowly As Pardonable T-Shirt | Sarcastic Corporate Gift | Procrastination Shirt

$27.99

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

ASAP As Slowly As Pardonable T-Shirt "I'm on it... eventually." We all know what "ASAP" technically stands for. But let's be honest: this definition is much more realistic. This shirt is the ultimate uniform for "acting your wage." Featuring a clean, academic-style typography design, it redefines the most stressful acronym in the corporate world into a mantra of self-preservation. It is professional enough to wear under a blazer, but sarcastic enough to get a nod of respect from your favorite coworker. Part of the Sound On™ Office Politics Collection. THE SPECS: The Design: Bold, serif "ASAP" headline with a clean, sans-serif definition underneath. Minimalist black text on a crisp white background. The Message: Passive-aggressive? Maybe. Relatable? Absolutely. Shirt details - Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt - Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) - Relaxed unisex fit - Great for a casual oversized look if sized up - Comfortable enough for a nap under your desk. PERFECT GIFT FOR: - Project managers who are over it. - The coworker who always replies "per my last email." - Remote workers mastering the art of the 2-hour lunch break. - Anyone participating in "Quiet Quitting." CARE: - Machine wash cold, inside out. - Tumble dry low (take your time, there's no rush).

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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ASAP As Slowly As Pardonable T-Shirt | Sarcastic Corporate Gift | Procrastination Shirt

$27.99

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

ASAP As Slowly As Pardonable T-Shirt "I'm on it... eventually." We all know what "ASAP" technically stands for. But let's be honest: this definition is much more realistic. This shirt is the ultimate uniform for "acting your wage." Featuring a clean, academic-style typography design, it redefines the most stressful acronym in the corporate world into a mantra of self-preservation. It is professional enough to wear under a blazer, but sarcastic enough to get a nod of respect from your favorite coworker. Part of the Sound On™ Office Politics Collection. THE SPECS: The Design: Bold, serif "ASAP" headline with a clean, sans-serif definition underneath. Minimalist black text on a crisp white background. The Message: Passive-aggressive? Maybe. Relatable? Absolutely. Shirt details - Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt - Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) - Relaxed unisex fit - Great for a casual oversized look if sized up - Comfortable enough for a nap under your desk. PERFECT GIFT FOR: - Project managers who are over it. - The coworker who always replies "per my last email." - Remote workers mastering the art of the 2-hour lunch break. - Anyone participating in "Quiet Quitting." CARE: - Machine wash cold, inside out. - Tumble dry low (take your time, there's no rush).

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product